Posted in Game Previews, New York Rangers, NHL, tagged Alex Ovechkin, Game Preview, henrik lundqvist, new york rangers, petr prucha, washington capitals on Wednesday, February 11, 2009|
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The Rangers are home tonight to face the Washington Capitals. The puck drops at 7pm and airs locally on MSG, or Game Channel 5 if you have Center Ice. Or you could just hit yourself in the face with a frying pan. Same effect.
Mother of God.
Your 2008-2009 New York Rangers.
I hate this team right now. So much. So very, very much. This is bullshit. This team has quit on themselves. I don’t care how much bullshit they spew about having to get their confidence back and we played strong but they got goals and it’s hard to come back and blah blah blah. No. To hell with that. This was a first place team at the beginning of the season, and at that time, they actually looked like it. This is a team that should still be in first place. Instead they’re a handful of losses away from not making the playoffs. Now they look like frozen shit on ice skates. No, not frozen. Make that steaming elephant shit rolled in 100 dollar bills. Yes, 100 dollar bills – just to remind how how much these schmucks are getting paid to not do a goddamn thing they’re supposed to. And I hope Hank enjoyed the All Star Game, because it’s his last one. Granted, he can’t do anything about the guys in front of him not putting the puck in the damn net, but still – no more ASG for you, Henrik.
Anyway, sorry – this is the Game Preview post, not the Angry Tirade post. Basically, the Rangers are facing the Capitals tonight. More specifically, Alex Ovechkin is at the Garden to further embarrass these dogs we so loyally follow. I bet all of you all the money in my bank account that Ovechkin, by himself, will outscore the Rangers. And look awesome doing it. The only reason I’m even considering watching this game is to watch Ovechkin. And to hear the “Fire Renney”/”Fire Sather”/”We Want Prucha”/”Bring Back Avery”/”Earn Your Paycheck” chants at the Garden. I’m seriously hoping for some “Earn Your Paycheck”s. Hence the name of this game preview. 🙂
I’m sure Renney the Rodent has come up with some ridiculously stupid and ineffective line combinations for tonight, and I’m not even bothering looking them up. Fifty bucks says Lundqvist is centering the second line with Voros and my Uncle Steve.
Prucha’s a healthy scratch, because clearly he is the Anti-Christ and must be punished.
Screw the numbers breakdown. This team sucks, and Washington doesn’t. That’s all you need to know.
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Posted in Game Previews, New York Rangers, NHL, tagged Alexander Ovechkin, andrew gross, Duke Blue Devils, ESPN, new york rangers, North Carolina Tar Heels, petr prucha, renney watch, washington capitals on Wednesday, February 11, 2009|
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For the first time ever–EVER–I do not want to go to the Rangers game. After seeing the way they have played recently, I would much rather sit at home and watch on TV. I’m even hesitant to do that. I would much rather watch Lost and the Duke-UNC game tonight than sit through what is probably going to be The Ovechkin Show.
I’ll probably end up watching just to see how the crowd is reacting.
Anywho, here’s something more interesting to watch tonight:
Update: Andrew Gross has a very good interview with Tom Renney on Petr Prucha over at Ranger Rants.
Give it a looksie.
Rangerland.net is bringing the funny in this time of need with The New York Rangers Line Generator and this:
I used that Line Generator and these are the lines I got:
***Please note that Prucha is a healthy scratch.***
Nice touch making Prucha the permanent healthy scratch.
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Posted in New York Rangers, tagged Avalanche, Barry Melrose, chris drury, contract, Dan Fritsche, Dimitri Kalinin, Drury, Eric Lindros, mats sundin, michal rozsival, Pavel Bure, petr prucha, sign, Sundin, trade, Wade Redden, waivers, wayne gretzky on Wednesday, December 17, 2008|
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The consensus has been that if the Rangers were to sign Mats Sundin, they would move around spare parts (Prucha, Fritsche, Kalinin, etc.) and/or a big-name blueliner like Rozsival or Redden to make room for the big Swede.
Now, according to Adrian Dater at the Denver Post, the Rangers might trade their captain, Chris Drury.
Here’s one thing I’m hearing from people in the know: The Rangers are so intent on getting Mats Sundin that they may well trade Chris Drury to make room.
I would not be happy about this. The other players, well, here’s my rundown:
- Prucha: I would miss the little guy, but I’d be OK with it. My sister would not be (She says, “If they trade Prucha I hope they lose every game the rest of the season!” Uh, thanks Barry Melrose.)
- Fritsche: Meh.
- Kalinin/Redden: good riddance/peace out
- Rozsival: we had some good times, but we’ve hit a rough patch lately, and maybe it’s time we go our separate ways.
But Drury?! NO! Put aside the fact that Drury might be the most only clutch player on this team. (See Saturday’s shootout goal for the latest example). Yes, his goal scoring may be down so far this year. BUT, if the Rangers think they can get rid of his playmaking, defense, and heart… they are sorely mistaken.
This would be a big mistake. I mean, Sundin is no spring chicken (whatever that means). We’re talking about a 38-year-old power forward. For the Rangers, this is a guy who is more likely to be the 2nd coming of Pavel Bure, Eric Lindros, or Wayne Gretzky. Great players at one time, sure, but they were all just slightly better than average “the-sun-is-setting-on-my-career” players once they came to Broadway.
The Rangers should be happy to get Sundin, but should not be willing to part with Chris Drury.
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Posted in 5-hole.com Pick 'em, New York Rangers, NHL, tagged Alexander Ovechkin, atlanta thrashers, bolts, boston bruins, buffalo sabres, Calgary Flames, caps, chicago blackhawks, Colorado Avalanche, Dallas Stars, detroit red wings, florida panthers, martin brodeur, martin st. louis, milan lucic, montreal canadiens, MSG, new jersey devils, new york islanders, new york rangers, no habs no, Ottawa Senators, petr prucha, pittsburgh penguins, prudential center, Sean Avery, sens, sloppy seconds, tampa bay lightning, the rock, toronto maple leafs, washington capitals on Friday, December 12, 2008|
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Yes, we made picks yesterday and no, we didn’t post them. We’re sorry. But just to show our dedication to this, I am revealing to everyone that Marc and I both picked the Habs as our gimmies last night. The Habs lost. To the Lightning. That’s right, the Lightning.
Last night, I went 5-3 and dropped my first gimmie of the season by picking the Habs over the Bolts. Marc also went 4-4 and also dropped his gimmie by picking the Habs. Rory went 3-5 last night but did not pick the Habs as her gimmie. She went with the Sharks who won.
Oh well. Let’s get to some news:
Petr Prucha’s days in a Rangers uniform may be numbered. Andrew Gross over at Ranger Rants has this:
Renney was asked whether Prucha’s latest three-game stint was enough of a sample for him.
“Yup,” Renney said. “If it wasn’t, he would still be in. He gave me everything he could. It depends also on what you need. Nigel is in primarily because of his ability to score and help create offense. Also, he’s a playmaker. He helps, I think, supplement what we might need offensive by his ability to make plays. It’s where we are and what we need to generate. It’s capitalizing on guys that have been out of the lineup that want badly to get back in and do the right thing as they do that.”
So there you have it. Nigel Dawes: playmaker. Did anyone actually notice Dawes in that game on Wednesday night? I mean besides the time in the third when he blew his golden opportunity.
The Islanders got absolutely destroyed last night by the Pittsburgh Penguins. Enjoy:
Picks coming as soon as I clear all these hats out of the way… (more…)
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Posted in Game Recaps, New York Rangers, NHL, tagged brandon dubinsky, Calgary Flames, chris drury, corey potter, dr. zoidberg, futurama, henrik lundqvist, michal rozsival, new york rangers, NHL, petr prucha, radim vrbata, ryan callahan, scott gomez on Monday, December 8, 2008|
The Rangers have just three regulation wins in 17 games since the start of November with two goals or fewer in 12 of those 17 games. They have been shutout twice on home ice in the last three games and have only scored 2.33 goals per game, second-to-last in the NHL, better than only Tampa Bay. The Rangers have had the benefit of a fairly easy schedule through the early part of the season. Now that they’re playing better teams, their true colors are showing. The stars are not playing up to their abilities and the young players have all plateaued.
Scott Gomez has 1 goal in his last 13 games. Chris Drury has no goals in his last 8, Dubinsky has 1 in his last 20 and Ryan Callahan has 1 in his last 14
Last night’s game against the Flames was not the worst game this season but it was up there (down there?). They actually played well through the first period and were sticking to the defense first mentality that has worked so well in years past. They even held the Flames to just 2 shots in the second period. Those two shots were the shot that led to the rebound which was Jarome Iginla’s goal.
Dear NHL, can you please make a rule change that allows teams to decline penalties? Honestly, the Rangers’ power play is so bad that they would be better off just playing at even strength. They had a better chance scoring short handed last night then they did up a man and they now lead the league in short handed goals against.
How is it that a team that has the best penalty kill in the entire league can be so dreadful on the power play? It’s not like the players are that different. Chris Drury, Scott Gomez, and Ryan Callahan all had time on both the power play and the penalty kill. And it’s not like we play with four forwards on the power play. Why then, can we not defend our net when we have more players on the ice than they do!?!
The highlights of the night were when the crowd started chanting “sloppy seconds” at Dion Phaneuf and when my brother mentioned that the guy sitting behind us sounded exactly like Zoidberg from “Futurama.” That was the gift that kept on giving.
- The more I watch this team, the more they remind me of last year’s Ottawa Senators.
- The Lightning just waived Radim Vrbata. If they try to bring him back up, the Rangers should snag him at half the price. This guy had a great year with the Coyotes last season and I think he would play wonderfully next to Brandon Dubinsky and Petr Prucha.
- Michal Rozsival played his best game of the season last night. Hopefully he can make a habit of it.
- Corey Potter played very well in his first NHL game and reminded me of Dan Girardi when he was first called up. Defensively sound.
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Posted in Game Recaps, New York Rangers, NHL, tagged chris drury, Colton Orr, Dmitri Kalinin, don koharski, Evgeni Malkin, have another donut, have another doughnut, marc staal, Michel Therrien, new york rangers, petr prucha, pittsburgh penguins, rangerland.net, Sidney Crosby on Thursday, December 4, 2008|
Yes, Sid the Kid graced us with his presence and Marc Staal and Colton Orr showed him to his seat. If you’re looking for analysis of the game as a whole, Jen C. over at Rangerland.net described it best.
Every time two good teams get together, no one team dominates. One might dominate for a period of time and the other will dominate for other times during the course of the game. And there will be times that the game is even.
And I think we saw that for the most part Wednesday night. The Penguins had their moments of dominating play, and the Rangers had theirs. It was a back-and-forth game, and I thought overall it was a good game.
That is exactly how that game played out. The Rangers, of course, came tumbling out of the gate (as they have been doing for a while now) and didn’t show anything good until early in the second. Even when the Penguins went up by 2, the Rangers came roaring back and scored just 1:21 later to keep them in it. And tied it late in the third to force OT.
Whether or not the Penguins sat back on their lead and let up on offense, the Rangers didn’t quit and that has been a common theme throughout the season. In previous seasons, if the Rangers were trailing heading into the third period, it would seem as if they just gave up on the game. This season, I actually have confidence that they can claw themselves out of the hole and dominate late in the games.
- It was amazing how well Colton Orr distracted Sidney Crosby from playing his game. Crosby was so worked up at one point that after getting hit by Orr along the boards in the first period, he grabbed Orr’s jersey with no penalty called there (surprise, surprise) and yapped at him until Orpik came and got called for two penalties against Orr. Crosby and Michel Therrien were even yelling at Orr from the bench until Don “Have Another Doughnut” Koharski settled them down.
- Orr did so much last night but only had 4:56 of icetime? That can’t be right.
- Dmitri Kalinin should be embarrassed at how easily Sidney Crosby took the puck from him right before the Penguins first goal. Crosby gave Kalinin no respect and frankly, why should he? Crosby knew how easy it would be to overpower Kalinin and it paid off.
- In a combined 46:12 of icetime, Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin were held to 1 assist and 5 shots on goal.
- Petr Prucha looked like he was everywhere on the ice with only 13:10 of icetime. He came through in a big way by burrying that bounce off the boards. That was a typical Petr Prucha goal. Now put him on the PP to clean up the rebounds from Drury’s shots.
- Oh yeah. I liked having Drury at the point during the power play in the second period. He was ripping shots like there was no tomorrow.
- I’m glad the refs decided to swallow their whistles in the 3rd. It gave the game some flow and made it much more intense and physical. It almost felt like a playoff game.
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