Which means I beat Eric in Pick ‘em (see last post)…
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Which means I beat Eric in Pick ‘em (see last post)…
Posted in 5-hole.com Pick 'em, tagged Avalanche, blackhawks, Blue Jackets, Chris Simon, crazy hockey woman hits dude, Crosby, Devils, Ducks, Flyers, ilya kovalchuk, Maple Leafs, marty mcsorley, Nittymaki, Oilers, Panthers, Penguins, Phillips Arena luxury suites, rangers, Thrashers, virgin mary, virgin mary's boobs on Friday, January 16, 2009 |
In this edition of 5-hole.com Pick ‘em, we feature our first ever dueling gimmies. That’s right… I picked the Devils and made them my gimmie, while Eric picked the Blue Jackets as his gimmie. (Note to MSG Plus: we expect a commission for bumping up the ratings for tonight’s game).
In other news, this woman decided to emulate Chris Simon (or would it be Marty McSorley?) Either way, not the best role model. Maybe she was outraged at the lovely C-cups on the Virgin Mary. (Ed note: niiice. I like.)
On to the picks…
At practice on Wednesday, Martin Brodeur unveiled a new mask design. It displays “MB30″ which is just advertisement for his new website, www.martinbrodeur30.com. I guess www.martinbrodeur.com was already taken?
I guess this guy isn’t superstitious at all. I mean. Can anyone actually remember a goalie with as much “success” as he has had change his mask design without changing teams?
I predict Brodeur to have a terrible season and the Devils will miss the playoffs because of it.
The hockey Gods are pissed off, Marty.
Posted in New York Rangers, NHL, tagged brendan shanahan, Devils, Dmitri Kalinin, henrik lundqvist, jaromir jagr, joel lundqvist, marcus naslund, Marek Malik, martin brodeur, New Jersey, new york, rangers, Sean Avery, Wade Redden on Sunday, October 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Is this introduction and season preview horribly late? Yes. Is this probably not going to be published until after the season technically begins? Yes. But do you care all that much? Probably not. If you’re that pissed, blame Eric.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rory, and I’m an angry, sarcastic, die-hard, 3rd-generation Ranger fan born in New York and raised in New Jersey. In addition to the Rangers, I love coffee, stiletto heels, and curly fries. Most likely due to my Ranger-fan-in-Jersey upbringing, the New Jersey Devils are the bane of my existence, and it is my personal belief that one of the most important things Lundqvist can do in his career will be to pummel Marty Brodeur in a team brawl until he oozes donut jelly from his man boobs chiseled athletic form.
That being said, I do hope y’all will find what I write, at the very least, amusing, as I do love ranting and raving about my beloved Rangers to anyone who can hear me, whether they want to listen or not. And this is a Rangers blog, so if you’re here and don’t want to hear(read) it, then, um, yeah that’s your business.
So anywhoozle, you’ve all read all summer about every reason why or why not we should or shouldn’t have let Jagr, Avery, and Shanahan go; and the same goes for signing Naslund, Redden, Zherdev, and blah blah blah. So I’m not going to bore the piss out of you by rehashing what you already know. But, since you are taking the time to read this, I’ll at least sum up my overall feelings. In bullet points! Yay!
- I loved Jags. I don’t care about the prima-donna reputation or him sitting out in shootouts. I loved that man for everything he did for this team: bringing us back from being a league-wide joke. Not to mention his willingness to be open and honest about how the team was doing, good or bad, his humor, and, yes, that massive ass. So Naslund is going to have to work extra hard to win me over, which is his ultimate goal, of course.
- Last year’s power play was basically a piece of butt crack lint with some spray glitter on it, so if Redden ends up blowing (Ed. Note: Not shooting the puck), oh well. How much worse could things get?
- Love him or hate him, Sean Avery was, at the very least, entertaining. I’ll miss his borderline unsportsmanlike ass.
- We signed a lot of key guys and spent a lot of money on the premise of them “benefiting from a change of scenery”. Not exactly a good plan, if you ask me.
- In dumping both Marek Malik and Christian Backman, us fans have no immediate option for booing at MSG. I nominate Dimitri Kalinin, he seems to be shaping up pretty well for it.
- The Rangers owe Brendan Shanahan an official ‘yes’ or ‘no’. Just letting it drift away and not saying anything is like breaking up with someone by just not calling them anymore and resetting your Facebook status to ‘Single’. Uncool, and super un-classy.
- Lundqvist’s preseason had been somewhat worrisome, as is the situation with his knees slowly deteriorating. But the last couple of games he’s gotten his form back, and looks Kingly for the start of the season, so I’m willing to push that worried feeling to the backburner for now. He’s poised to make NHL history this season, potentially the first NHL goalie to post 30 wins in his first 4 seasons. Pretty awesome.
- Speaking of Lundqvist, on an un-Ranger-related note, Eric made fun of me for drafting him to my fantasy team (go Bea Arthurs on Ice!), but I think this is Joel’s year to bust out and have an awesome year. You can quote me on that. But only if it comes true. (Ed. Note: Great Success will have great success this season.)
Alright, I’ve rambled enough. If you’ve made it this far, I applaud you. I’m very excited to be here at 5-Hole, and I hope y’all are just as excited as I am for this upcoming season.
LET’S GO RANGERS!
Posted in New York Rangers, NHL, tagged Alexander Ovechkin, athletics, Avalanche, baseball, bay bridge series, blackhawks, Calgary, chicago, Colorado, cubs, dallas, Detroit, Devils, Dion Phaneuf, Flames, Florida, Flyers, football, giants, hockey, Islanders, Jonathan Toews, Lightning, Marek Svatos, mets, MLB, nascar, New Jersey, new york, New York Rangers, NFL, NHL, oakland, Original Six, Panthers, Patrick Kane, Paul Stastny, Penguins, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Playoffs, Red Wings, rivalriy, san francisco, Sidney Crosby, Stanley Cup, Stars, subway series, Tampa Bay, TV, white sox, windy city series, Yankees on Friday, May 9, 2008 | 13 Comments »
Starting next season, the NHL will revert back to the system used before the lockout. Each team will play the other four teams in their division six times (3 home games and 3 road games) and play the other 10 teams in their conference four times (2 home games and 2 road games). The remaining 18 games will be played against the teams in the other conference. That ensures that each team will play every other team in the league at least one time during the regular season.
Beginning with the 2005-2006 season, the NHL started using a new schedule structure. The new system had each team play 2 additional games against the other four teams in their division (four home games, four road games). They still played four games against the ten teams in the other two divisions in their conference (2 home games and 2 road games). The remaining 10 games were played against ten teams from the other conference (5 at home against one division, 5 on the road against another division). Teams did not play the 5 teams in the third division of the other conference. The interconference matchups rotated every season and after 3 seasons, every team had played every team in the other conference both at home and on the road once.
Posted in New York Rangers, NHL, tagged Brodeur, Devils, Evgeni, fatso, henrik, hockey, lundqvist, martin, nabokov, New Jersey, new york, New York Rangers, NHL, San Jose, Sharks, vezina on Monday, April 21, 2008 |
Henrik Lundqvist, along with Martin Brodeur and Evgeni Nabokov, has been named as a finalist for the Vezina Trophy. The Vezina goes to the NHL’s top goaltender during the Regular Season.
Evgeni Nabokov finished the regular season with a 46-21-8 record, a 2.14 GAA, a .910 SV% and 6 shutouts. This is Nabokov’s first nomination as a Vezina Finalist.
Martin Brodeur has now been nominated as a Vezina Finalist 8 times. He has won it 3 times in his career. Brodeur finished the regular season with a 44-27-6 record, a 2.17 GAA, a .920 SV% and 4 shutouts.
Henrik Lundqvist has now been nominated as a Vezina Finalist 3 years in a row. That is, every year he has played in the NHL. Maybe third time’s the charm? Lundqvist finished the regular season with 37-24-10 record with a 2.23 GAA and a .912 SV%. He finished the season with 10 shutouts to lead the league.
Here’s how the fans are voting at ESPN.com.
|1) Who should win the Vezina Trophy?|
|42.5%||Henrik Lundqvist, Rangers|
|36.3%||Evgeni Nabokov, Sharks|
|21.2%||Martin Brodeur, Devils|
|Total Votes: 21,096|
You can cast your vote by clicking here.
All 30 NHL GMs vote for the Vezina Trophy and the Winner will be announced on June 12, 2008 in Toronto.
I highly recommend you watch the replay of Game 5 on MSG, if only for the post game show featuring John Giannone’s interview of Sean Avery. Some gems from the interview
In response to whether the Devils were targeting him, Avery said, “Guys like Clarkson, who’s not much of a player, and really is not that effective. He was trying to play with me, and we know he can’t.”
On how much the Rangers physical play impacted Brodeur, Avery said, “I think he probably did it to himself more than anything. I think, you know, if you watch the games, he dove and was out of position a lot. It’s just us playing hard and playing hockey.”
On whether he was surprised that Brodeur didn’t want to shake his hand, Avery offered this gem, “Well, everyone talks about how classy or un-classy I am, and fatso there just forgot to shake my hand I guess. . . We outplayed him. I outplayed him. We’re going to the second round.”
After jumping out to a 4-1 lead, the Rangers held on for 5-3 victory.
I don’t have much to say about the game itself other than the Rangers really dominated play throughout the game and seemed to fall victim to a few unlucky bounces. Let’s hope that’s out of their system and we stop bouncing pucks into our own net. Also, the 3rd period was a superb performance by Henrik Lundqvist and the Rangers defense. But especially Lundqvist. That penalty shot save was a thing of beauty.
Best unintentional comedy of the night: 14:45 left in the 1st period, the Devils P.A. announcer starts to announce the Devils first goal in that super-excited announcer voice. “a NEW Jersey DEVVVVIIILLLLS goalll scored by NUMBER 14, Brrrrrrr-ian, Gionnnnnntaaaaa.” Meanwhile, the Rangers had already tied it up and were starting a power play on which they were about to take the lead. Maybe a little bit more sense of the moment would be appropriate there?
As for handshake-gate, I think it’s a little childish of Brodeur to pass Avery by. The handshake line in hockey is supposed to be a beautiful display of sportsmanship, where 2 teams who have been beating the hell out of each other for 2 weeks can shake hands and say job well done. It’s disappointing to see a future hall-of-famer like Marty disrespect the tradition like that. Here’s how I think the Avery/Brodeur exchange on the handshake line went.
- Brodeur: I’m not going to shake your hand. You have no class.
- Avery: Are you upset because I scored 3 goals on you this series?
- Brodeur: NO! [starts crying]. I played like crap. I gave up a bad goal in EVERY game. Plus, I got called for diving. I suck
- Avery: Whatever, fatso.
Posted in Game Recaps, New York Rangers, tagged Bryce Salvador, Devils, Flop, Flopper, Flops, Game 4, martin brodeur, New York Rangers, officiating, Playoffs, Refs, Sean Avery, Stanley Cup on Thursday, April 17, 2008 |
Someone asked me why I didn’t comment on the officiating of yesterday’s game. Well, the answer is that, in general, I don’t like to complain about the refs. They usually do a decent job and it’s a cop-out to blame them for the outcome of a game.
And while I wasn’t thrilled with the way the game was called yesterday, I don’t think it was as horrible as some people have been saying. Calls were going both ways. The only call, or non-call I should say, that really bothered me was when Bryce Salvador was holding Avery down to the ice as the play went the other way. Salvador had pretty much put his knee into Avery’s back and pinned him to the ice. The ref was right there but didn’t call the penalty. And if you think that non-call is not related in any way to Avery’s antics in game 3, you’re crazy.
Plus, any ref who calls a diving penalty on Brodeur is OK with me. Now, if you could just explain to me how they called a goalie interference penalty on the same play, we’ll be all set. There. I complained about the reffing. Happy?